RajiniKanth Facts Uncovered...

RajiniKanth is perhaps the biggest name in South Indian Movies and also a familiar face in Bollywood. He is undoubtedly one of the biggest crowd pullers in Indian cinema. Not only his movies are big hits, he is very popular on the internet mainly because of zillions of jokes associated with him. Below are some funny ones that I have come across from various sources like Facebook posts and email forwards. Hope You enjoy these. Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?  Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!! The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually . . Rajnikanth''s signature. The world is not ending in 2012….  Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... . .  Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 1+0=1,  1*0=0,  1-0=1  den 1/0=?  Dis was d question once asked 2 RAJNIKANTH and he said, "I dnt know!" Thats why it's declared as "Not Defined"..! Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. Once Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after noticing that Light came 2nd..!! Rajnikanth doesn't shave... he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!! Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth... Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........  Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY".... ** Breaking news ** Rajnikanth...... got shot yesterday . .  Today is the bullet''s funeral...!! What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!  He can answer a missed call.! **Breaking News** Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque & ;-) The Bank Bounced:-D Did U ever wonder...?? Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? . .  'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!' Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India........... Awesum fact.., Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. . .  Gmail@rajnikant.com USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER USA-  10000 nuclear weapons,  600000 army,  10000 tanks,  12000 air force,  3000 ships  INDIA- *RAJNIKANTH* Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...  That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... A child went 2 Kashmir and startd playing by making small mountains from ice.  Today those mountains are called "Himalyas" .  That child name is RAJNIKANTH FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. . .  Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? . .  To protect the sun from his eyes! A 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH .  Since then, it is called TATA NANO. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it. Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up.  He is pushing the earth down. Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???  Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it... Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.  Do u know which day it was? . . GURU POURNIMA! **Breaking News** FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH"" Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot... . . And now that ball is called... . . " PLUTO RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4... next day ...  RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!! Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...  The gas today is known as ozone layer Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid. We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants.. RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG........  LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!! RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES.. TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!! RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD...... THUS.......................  THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????  BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE.... AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE..... RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA .... WHY DOES EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????  BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!! ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!  SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................  RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS: ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!  RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????  TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!! GF: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai… Rajni: ok.. Nxt day… GF: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow???? BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING.. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised.  Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. After inventing the first telephone, when Graham Bell turned it on... What does he see as the first thing???? Two missed calls from Rajini... Rajnikanth once peed in a bottle and decided to sell it,  It is now known as Red Bull. Remake of Movie Ghulam in Tamil. "Rajnikanth" as hero.. Running towards train 5meters left, 4m. 3m. 2m. 1m. TRAIN jumps on the other track.... ;) Dear Harry Potter, If I did 8 movies to defeat one lame villain, I would give people their money back. Yours faithfully, Rajinikanth Rajnikanth is just a stupid actor. He is NO GOD. If he is, I dare him to come into my house and slam my head against the keyboarksdfnavaonn n .. nva;osin a;fsldna;al n nn; vvnlnklvnalkvn nalsdkfaronv akvnalkv... aidvj;aknmlsladsfa sdfas amlsAndfsklaaasllsal;jslsnsdghkk,l .l/gjk;hfdhgdkhj.luyufyl.ifygljf,tuf ghjmdtyl.tudyl,dtlytdk,tdl jmhdmydtk,dtm ydstt,lyukyfjhkgh?"h;oyu';['[uuitgghdkdfrysjkgdhjhdfjhfklytdditydjhtf