Memunic Chronicles in Atomic Arena

RajiniKanth is perhaps the biggest name in South Indian Movies and also a familiar face in Bollywood. He is undoubtedly one of the biggest crowd pullers in Indian cinema. Not only his movies are big hits, he is very popular on the internet mainly because of zillions of jokes associated with him. Below are some funny ones that I have come across from various sources like Facebook posts and email forwards. Hope You enjoy these. Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947?  Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!! The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually . . Rajnikanth''s signature. The world is not ending in 2012….  Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... . .  Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 1+0=1,  1*0=0,  1-0=1  den 1/0=?  Dis was d question once asked 2 RAJNIKANTH and he said, "I dnt know!" Thats why it's ...

"Damm, I am getting late for college, Where is my breakfast?" "What’s for dinner today? I am tired of eating the same foodeveryday!!!" "I have a function in school today. Have my favorite pair of jeansand my blue t shirt been washed and pressed?" "I have to stay awake the whole night today to prepare for mytough papers tomorrow. Who is going to make tea for me when I feel sleepy atnight?" "I have to wake up at 4 'o clock in the morning tomorrow. Who willensure I don’t miss it?" “I want to do this but Dad won’t let me do it. Can anybody convince himthat this is the best thing  for me to do?” These are just few of the numerous questions being asked everyday by all members of my family – some gently and politely and some out of frustration and with aggression. And we know if there is a person in the family who has the answers to all these questions, its none other than my Mom.  Since the time I can remember of my ex...

Indians by nature are worshippers and followers. Another trait of we Indians is that we generally go by hype and stardom and miss out on actual substance and class. How many FB posts/tweets/articles did we see when Rahul Dravid reached 12k Test runs(only 3rd person in history), how much hyped it was when he took a record 200 catches? How well was it visible when he played his 150th test? Now how much credit are we giving him on his completing 15 glorious years serving the country? Think the same things being achieved by a bigger star and we would have been celebrating on the roads and showing off our happiness. Lucky or Unlucky but thats the way it is…. It is already 15 years since a simple, elegant, studious and very likeable young man walked out to bat for India at Lord's. That was an appropriate setting. Rahul Dravid is neatly turned out, plays the game correctly, likes the traditions associated with the game and is respectful of them. It is not difficult to see why the E...